I need a fake corporate job title.

Submitted by Edward about 1 year ago.
10 Brainstormers, 20 Ideas so far!

Kinda like assistant executive or executive assistant. Any two corporate job titles melded together to make me sound VIP.

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Exectordent +0.00
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Executive-Director-President
Suggested by Doyle

Excutive in Charge of +0.70
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Just leave it blank. Pencil it in. Think about how cool the business cards would be. You could be the TS Garp of the business world. "They just forgot to put in "Advertising", or whatever fits the situation.
Suggested by John

Executive Partner +0.70
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Says so much, means so little. I like the longer word-followed by the shorter word-combination. Very appeealing cycologically.
Suggested by John

Director of Operations +0.70
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Appeal to the doctor in all of us.
Suggested by John

Operations Executive $0.20
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Operations sounds important on so many levels.
Suggested by John

Executive Zephyr Aide +0.70
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The Middle East is in these days.
Suggested by John

Senior Partner $0.20
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Who can be more powerful than someone with enough money to own part of the business, especially the higher ranking of the partners.
Suggested by Byron

Senior Executive Consultant $0.20
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Senior and Executive pile it on high while "Consultant" lets people know you're too cool to stick with just one gig.
Suggested by Scott

Lead Resource Developer +1.00
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Everything's a resource now-a-days, so if you're working, chances are you're developing resources.
Suggested by Scott using Word Atoms "planner" and "chief" ($0.25 bounty each)

Management Executive or Executive Manager $0.20
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High muckity muck
Suggested by Annette

Public Advisor to Director Relations +0.70
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Sound important but does nothing.
Suggested by Doyle

Director of Executive Affairs $0.20
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HUH? Whats that?
Suggested by Doyle

Vice President for Ethics Oversight +0.70
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This should imply that you're responsible for corporate ethics and business conduct, but *really* could mean, "Oops! We overlooked having any ethics!"
Suggested by Annette

Executive Transvestite +0.00
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If it's good enough for Eddie Izzard, it's good enough for you!
Suggested by Annette

Executive Liaison +0.70
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Executive anything sounds important.
Suggested by Annette

Director of Corporate Logistics $2.00
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Hey - says you're doing some very imporant corporate things without actually saying that it might be putting together reports or making travel arrangements!
Suggested by Judy

Management Advisor $0.50
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Very general, but very important. Someone that operates outside of the ranks!
Suggested by Frank

Technology Evangalist +0.00
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Actually this is a real title by a friend at micro soft but sounds fake enough anyway.
Suggested by grant

Chief Liaison +1.00
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Person with big title but power to do squat
Suggested by grant

Financial Architect +1.00
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Somebody who designs & controls the financial structure of a company.
Suggested by Nancy



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